Taking a hint

I used to have a twitter account. Sadly, I have had to remove this. I didn’t really have much choice. I had shared far too much on there, some very personal things that were not meant for the wider internet.

I am now realising just how much I miss twitter. I had some genuine friends on there and have not heard from them since the account went. Despite having my email address, contact is less than sporadic. At first I thought that a sall prompt was needed, nope. I thought that the real world might be taking up their time, but I have no way of telling as I’m getting no reply.

This is less of a bitch and a moan and more of an observation, but I’m starting to get the hint…

So judgemental

Christmas is nearly upon us once again. It has been sneaking up on me the last few years, leaving me panicking with just a few days to sort everything. The biggest burden of Christmas is the Christmas card. Fortunately there are now a number of websites that will print and send cards for you. This year I thought I’d give one of these a try.

Being a bit on the kinky side, I wanted to send a ridiculously filthy card to a select few people who I knew would appreciate the sentiment.




I checked all of the T’s and C’s on all of the card sending websites and went to work ordering my card from the site with the best deal. Payment was taken and a delivery date selected. Now all I had to do was sit back and wait for the cards to arrive with the recipients.

Sadly, the cards never arrived. I then received an email to tell me that the card could not be sent as it was offensive. I checked the T’s and C’s again and found no mention of this, so I replied that the recipients would not find the card offensive at all. I received no reply but the money was refunded to my account.

There were many things about this that worried me. First, why was there no mention of “offensive” cards on the T’s and C’s? Second, what is defined as offensive? Third, if this is a manual process, could a different person have let me card through? Finally, why did I not receive a reply?

As it stands, I will send an e-card and try a more toned down option next year.

Farewell

After some soul searching this week, i have decided to say goodbye to my twitter account. i have met some awesome people on there, but i found it hard to separate my real life feelings and the fun/kinky twitter account. So i deactivated it.

i'm now just waiting out the 30 days until all of my historic posts disappear and the persona is gone forever. This is less waiting, more willpower. A large part of me does not want to say goodbye.

But i must, so i shall. It would take some serious convincing to keep me on there...

Under the radar

It looks as though this little blog has slipped under most people's radar. i suppose that could be a good thing. As much as the idea of hundreds or thousands of people hanging off my every word thrills me, the content of this blog also makes that a chilling thought.

With regards to content, there isn't really a lot here. my previous blog was fairly full of intimate and downright revealing facts about me. As such, it had to go. i'm all for revealing my innermost thoughts, but anonymously is the way forward.

Now for my real reason for posting tonight. It's about time i went back to work on my erotica. Sadly, my generation does not seem to appreciate the written word as much as i do. The erotic literature sites i post to have slowly dwindling numbers. Unless a site has a scenario as a movie, nobody wants to know. Personally, i love to read erotica. Some of my darkest fantasies have stemmed from erotica, and yes i am happy that someone else's story has warped my mind.

i'm still procrastinating, ranting away on my unread blog instead of writing smut filthy enough to corrupt the whole of middle class America. Middle class Britain is beyond corruption, everyone has a dirty secret here ;)

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