A Monumental Clusterfuck

On Wednesday I was due to serve Miss Ely in a photoshoot. I had been looking forward to it for nearly a month. The night before, I prepared by shaving my beard and body. I woke up early and grabbed my bag and headed out the door. 1st stop was the cash point. And that’s where the day went south. I had no money. It was payday and I had no money. Now, although not my intention to complain about money, this time I will as I had less than none. As it turns out, the payroll bureaux did not pay me until nearly 9am. By this time it was too late for me to travel to Miss Ely’s. Needless to say I was very disappointed. All I can hope for is that Miss Ely will allow me another opportunity to serve.