Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Taking a hint

I used to have a twitter account. Sadly, I have had to remove this. I didn’t really have much choice. I had shared far too much on there, some very personal things that were not meant for the wider internet.

I am now realising just how much I miss twitter. I had some genuine friends on there and have not heard from them since the account went. Despite having my email address, contact is less than sporadic. At first I thought that a sall prompt was needed, nope. I thought that the real world might be taking up their time, but I have no way of telling as I’m getting no reply.

This is less of a bitch and a moan and more of an observation, but I’m starting to get the hint…

Saturday, 24 December 2011

So judgemental

Christmas is nearly upon us once again. It has been sneaking up on me the last few years, leaving me panicking with just a few days to sort everything. The biggest burden of Christmas is the Christmas card. Fortunately there are now a number of websites that will print and send cards for you. This year I thought I’d give one of these a try.

Being a bit on the kinky side, I wanted to send a ridiculously filthy card to a select few people who I knew would appreciate the sentiment.




I checked all of the T’s and C’s on all of the card sending websites and went to work ordering my card from the site with the best deal. Payment was taken and a delivery date selected. Now all I had to do was sit back and wait for the cards to arrive with the recipients.

Sadly, the cards never arrived. I then received an email to tell me that the card could not be sent as it was offensive. I checked the T’s and C’s again and found no mention of this, so I replied that the recipients would not find the card offensive at all. I received no reply but the money was refunded to my account.

There were many things about this that worried me. First, why was there no mention of “offensive” cards on the T’s and C’s? Second, what is defined as offensive? Third, if this is a manual process, could a different person have let me card through? Finally, why did I not receive a reply?

As it stands, I will send an e-card and try a more toned down option next year.

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Farewell

After some soul searching this week, i have decided to say goodbye to my twitter account. i have met some awesome people on there, but i found it hard to separate my real life feelings and the fun/kinky twitter account. So i deactivated it.

i'm now just waiting out the 30 days until all of my historic posts disappear and the persona is gone forever. This is less waiting, more willpower. A large part of me does not want to say goodbye.

But i must, so i shall. It would take some serious convincing to keep me on there...

Saturday, 10 December 2011

Under the radar

It looks as though this little blog has slipped under most people's radar. i suppose that could be a good thing. As much as the idea of hundreds or thousands of people hanging off my every word thrills me, the content of this blog also makes that a chilling thought.

With regards to content, there isn't really a lot here. my previous blog was fairly full of intimate and downright revealing facts about me. As such, it had to go. i'm all for revealing my innermost thoughts, but anonymously is the way forward.

Now for my real reason for posting tonight. It's about time i went back to work on my erotica. Sadly, my generation does not seem to appreciate the written word as much as i do. The erotic literature sites i post to have slowly dwindling numbers. Unless a site has a scenario as a movie, nobody wants to know. Personally, i love to read erotica. Some of my darkest fantasies have stemmed from erotica, and yes i am happy that someone else's story has warped my mind.

i'm still procrastinating, ranting away on my unread blog instead of writing smut filthy enough to corrupt the whole of middle class America. Middle class Britain is beyond corruption, everyone has a dirty secret here ;)

Any comments or suggestions, please feel free to pop them in the form below.

Sunday, 16 October 2011

Model for hire

A few months ago i had the pleasure of serving as a sub model for a femdom site. i did this after seeking permission from my wife. Despite this, my wife and i still argued about what this meant in terms of fidelity.

Things were seemingly resolved, but my desire to serve is still present, which is why i have since applied to appear in more shoots, albeit without my wife's knowledge. my theory is that until i have an actual confirmed shoot, there's not much point in causing upset.

The idea of appearing on film is such a rush. From the moment the shoot begins, i have no control. It is not about me, purely about accepting what is demanded of me and trying to fulfil this requirement. As a result, i crave this kind of service again, being abused for profit without the comfort of safe words or limits.

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

The ambiguity of on and in

I work IT, a mainly male department. There is a lot of ambiguity and interchangeability between on and in. For example, log on and log in, files on a drive and files in a drive, remoting on and remoting in to a machine.

There are two areas, however, where this interchangeability should not be used. On time and in time being the first. On time means on schedule, properly deployed and tested with an opportunity to deal with teething issues. In time means holy crap we deployed it the night before it went live.

The other area that on and in mean completely different things is in the gents. Unfortunately my colleagues do not seem to be able to let go of the on/in flexibility. Where toilets are concerned, pissing on is not the same as pissing in!

Friday, 7 October 2011

File sharing

While perusing a favourite adult file sharing site this week, i spotted a film from a site from a site whose owner i know. Normally, upon seeing free porn like this i'd be straight in there, but this time, it felt different. This was a small site/studio, it was taking money directy from one person, and a project that i know they worked hard.

Now major studios, fair game. The prices that these studios charge are ridiculous. Much like mainstream hollywood, studio execs are pushing out generic movies and charging premium prices. On the flip side, small/indie studios are creating amazing content, tailored to the members' wants/desires, costing sensible amounts. These are the kinds of adult films i like to watch, and gladly pay for. i tend to avoid these on file share sites.